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Morning Smile

It’s 1:44 A.M and what else could I have on a Friday but Happy Feet fever to get me throught the night.   I love that kid’s movies have such great tunes.  My two favourite are Bad to the Bone and Somebody to Love.  I hope you love them as much as I do sharing them with you.

 

Our morning smiles are frome two of my favourite sites Jokes, funny, laughs and quotes (Facebook) and Laugh it’s Free (Facebook).  These are a must check out sites for any one in need of a smile.  I must warn  you one of them is a little racy so if you are easily offended you might want to skip it.    I hope they put a smile on your lips and heart.
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says,”I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say … Look, He’s Moving!
How many of you love Dilbert as much as Me!!!  This is so true on a Friday!
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.  Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says… “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!”
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T.G.I.F everyone!

Lucky

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