Morning Smile

TGIF everyone!  Today’s smiles are from my personal favourites Laugh it’s Free, Jokes, funny, laugh and quotes and truly tasteless jokes all from Facebook.  Even on a Friday we need a smile to remind us that the weekend is but a few hours away. Make sure you make time to recharge your batteries to maintain good health.  You can replace everything in life but your health so be sure to be good to you.  I hope this post puts a smile on your lips and your heart.

 

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, “What’s that? ” “A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. ” “Where did you get it? ” the other lady asked. “You can get them at any drugstore. ” Th…e next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. “It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel. ” The pharmacist fainted.”
Have a fantastic Friday and safe weekend!

Lucky

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2 Responses to “Morning Smile”

  1. Akemi says:

    the site is looking good!

  2. Angelita says:

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